Tuesday, March 2, 2010

part tj's, part gym, scoring both. (#36 mebbe?)

so sure, tj’s is awesome.

but i gotta blow of steam somewhere and in the effort of my transformation, this is now going to become (i can already tell) a gym bitch blog.  yeah, whatevs.

so first, there is a lowfat, non-fried tortilla chip that tj’s has.  it’s in a clear tortilla-ish bag with red on it.  and it is AWESOME.  seriously, ridiculously awesome.  you can barely (well, you sorta can but still barely) tell that it’s lowfat.  it is by far the best lowfat tortilla chip that i’ve ever seen.  and i’ve tried pretty much all of them.  i’d actually buy this on purpose all the time.  i don’t know that i’d go back to full fat.  what’s the point?  i mean besides hangover margarita deliciousness.  but save those calories for the margarita mix, yo. 

so speaking of lowfat (zing! transition!), i started my new workout routine at my fabulous gym.  joined friday, worked out today.  let’s get two things straight: a gym is a place for working out.  naked happens.  however, 55 year old lady, naked should NOT happen (EVER) when you are in the bathroom stall.  let’s be clear on that, shall we?  you may have been taking a shower.  you may be going to change.  however, naked does not need to be walking out of a bathroom stall and over to wash your hands.  boundaries anyone?  this is NOT your home bathroom.  and if you own this gym, then please close it down and don’t let anyone else in.  and second, 55 year old MAN.  i hope you had a great swim.  i hope it was awesome.  that’s a great way to work out without joint issues and all that.  blah, blah.  however if you walk from the pool to the cafe again with nothing but a speedo on, i’m going to actually shriek in horror.  i wasn’t able to stop my gasp today but i wasn’t sure you heard it.  i did mutter “my eyes! my eyes!” but i think i was actually too quiet.  dear sir, that won’t happen next time.  next time i will shried in horror and then yell AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS “ack! i’m blinded by speedo!”  so you two inappropriate people, you have been warned.  boundaries.  america is supposed to be repressed and i think everyone at the gym would appreciate just a wee bit more repression.

overall tortilla chip score: 9.2

totally would buy

overall naked woman in bathroom score:  -5 billion

ack.

overall speedo score: -5 billion

nightmares.

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